Turning Into A Curmudgeon.

 

I see more and more Medicare/AARP kinds of junk mail now.   Vitamins and supplements.  Pharmaceuticals.  Reverse mortgages.  Sensibly-clad models in their 60’s smile vacantly from a glossy ad for a new ‘independent living’ facility.  Our old TV idols and favorite performers are hawking long term care insurance.  The boomers are retiring and we’re aging not-so-gracefully.  
Like kicking and screaming, I mean. What the heck?! 
 
Is every generation surprised when they start hitting 50 (or 60 or whatever) and they’re not ready? Does time sneak up on everyone and blindside us all?  I feel like I was walloped.   (Now listen to Wallop the Cat by the Wicked Tinkers.  Music begins around 1:15.  Did I tell you I love these guys?  Drums, pipes and kilts.  What’s not to love?)
Anyway. 
I mean, yeah, some folks seem like they were born old already…my teachers in elementary school seemed pretty ancient. But it seems like POW! I went from being a kid to being a young parent to being one of the ‘elders.’ Weird. And too soon. Way, way too soon.
 
I think the boomer generation – my generation – is steadily moving up toward the place where the ones before us are all gone save for a lone few, and it is kinda scary.  It means mortality, and not all of us are ready, if you know what I mean.
 
But it is inevitable.  Our turn is coming.  I understand, even if I’m not thrilled about it.
 
I just don’t want to see it in my mailbox, yknow?
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This Above All.

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So I was watching ‘reality TV’ last night while I elevated my broken ankle. Near the end of the show, one of the characters, who had faced her share of challenges, both physical and mental, and who had stared down her fears, stated simply that she liked herself. She was happy with who she was.

I thought about that statement for a long while. She didn’t say it with bluster or defiance. She didn’t say it as a challenge or an excuse. It was a matter-of-fact declaration, and no explanation or details were necessary. I admire that.

So much of the time, we are surrounded by reasons we shouldn’t or can’t like ourselves or why we don’t measure up. We’ve been socially trained to fall in line and go along, to walk the well-trodden path. We are conditioned to desire some fictional ideal. We suppress or redirect or dismiss a lot of our feelings and opinions and instincts, and that is normal to us. But (thankfully) there are always those who step out of line and out of the box, who unashamedly announce their independence. Confident and seemingly fearless, they don’t waste precious time worrying about what other people think of them or the social mores they might trample. They don’t strive to be like someone else. They just live.

Wouldn’t that be nice? I covet that confidence. I wish I had it. I wish everyone had it. It takes courage and deliberate effort to be your own ‘authentic self’ (a term I’ve seen a lot in recent years). I think we get used to filtering our own voice through so many layers of expectations that we sometimes forget what it sounds like. We forget that we are just as important and relevant as every other person out there. Period. No more, no less. We forget that the media, in all their different forms, make choices for us and influence our behavior so relentlessly that we begin to accept that behavior as our own, even when it isn’t. We allow ourselves to be labeled and defined even when those labels and definitions don’t fit. We let other people decide who we are, what we do, and how we feel. It’s like 7th grade, forever: the Cool Kids decide who the Uncool Kids are. Why is that?

Down deep, these independent souls know exactly who they are. Not who they’d like to be, who they think they should be, who they were expected to be, or who someone else wants them to be — who they really are. And they are satisfied with that.

Sure, there is probably always room to improve – to learn something new, to work on a bad habit, to develop discipline. But these improvements come from a genuine place, not a desire to fit a role or external expectation. That’s the difference between them and the rest of this self-help society. When we let the external decide the internal, we don’t grow, and we don’t learn who we are. It is only when the internal decides the external that we mature and develop.

We can all be authentic and true to ourselves, and we should, but it’s easier for some folks than it is for the rest of us. I struggle with this a lot and find myself going along to get along in many situations. Why?  I’m not entirely sure. I wish I knew. I’m better at listening to my inner self and my heart than I was when I was younger, and maybe that’s all part of growing up and living, but I still find myself wishing I had the courage to step out of line once in a while.

Are you allowing someone or something else to define you? Are you bearing the burden of expectations from family or friends or society? Do you feel as if you are playing a role, not actually living your life?

Or are you satisfied with the person you are, even if you think you could improve? Are you listening to your fundamental values and inner voice?

Life is short. I believe we are all given the gift of life with some purpose, and it is our responsibility to find out what that purpose is and pursue it. In order to do that, we have to listen to what is inside us, not the clamor outside. What is reflected back at us from the fun house mirror of society and the world is merely a shallow distortion of who we are and who we can be.

You are not less than, and you are not more than. You are enough. You can be content with your strengths and weaknesses, your motives, your beliefs, and your traits. You are imperfect and unique. You can be a work in progress, and there is no shame in that. If you are working on yourself – physically, emotionally, spiritually, or behaviorally – you have a goal and a direction. You get to decide what you truly value and what inspires you. You get to decide what you will discard and what you will allow.

I’m rambling now.  But that simple, televised proclamation of acceptance and satisfaction really resonated with me. It may be easier to follow the path others have set you on, but you and I both know it is more satisfying and soul-sustaining to choose your steps with the confidence of knowing that this is the right thing for you.

Discover yourself.

This above all:
To thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
 — Hamlet, Act 1, scene 3

Aloha.

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I wanted to love you, Hawai’i, I really did.  I held on for a long time, hoping things would get better.  I tried.

It just didn’t work out between us.

I’ve admired you from afar, and for many years I’d heard so many nice things about you.  Friends said we were destined for the long term.  You were beautiful, wild and free.  I hoped one day to meet you.

So when the chance finally came for us to spend time together, the anticipation bubbled up in me.  And you didn’t disappoint.  No, you were as handsome and lovely as they all said you were, lush and vibrant and serene all at once.  I marveled.

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You fed my stomach and you fed my soul.

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We explored each other warily for the first days, you and I.  At times breezy, you turned sultry as the evenings settled.

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You offered a lot of fun, but I also saw your somber side at Pearl Harbor.

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The next day, you showed me a parrot fish munching coral at Hanauma Bay and a wonderful luau and dinner show later.

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You taught me the story behind the “shaka.”  Our time together was going smoothly, and you and I got along just fine, Hawai’i.

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But things turned sour at Haleiwa, on our trip up to the North Shore, right after the butter garlic shrimp at Macky’s.

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I mean, really.  I was just going for a ride, but that tour bus guide had other plans. You really hurt me that day, but I stayed with you.

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That sprained ankle slowed me down.

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The wheelchair helped, but I have to admit it put a crimp in our relationship, which had started off so well.  Now I couldn’t be as freewheeling and spontaneous as you wanted me to be.

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Now I had to temper my enthusiasm with a painful slice of reality – an Ace bandage and a cane.

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Still, we dined happily with dear friends who were glad to meet you, too, and the bag of ice was a small price to pay.  (The cab fare was another matter entirely.)

I gamely went along with the original plan, getting to know you better.  We went to Hilo, where you showed me your active volcano and the beauty of its stark landscape.  20160505_184700[1]

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It was almost romantic, dining on ahi poke, illuminated by your evening glow. There was still so much to learn about you.

I sensed the best was yet to come.

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In the morning we met an old friend for the first time.  We swam with her in the warm, thermal waters near Pahoa.  We saw myriad little fish swarm near the boat launch and the young boy practicing surfing near the breakwater.

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We met some new, friendly faces and petted some dogs on boogie boards; we also met a not-so-friendly sea urchin that left its marks.

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We even saw where Pele stopped to rest last year, leaned up against a fence at the city dump.  I should have known that the churning in our guts was a foreboding.

We drove around the coastline, determined to see as much as we could.

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We saw huge boulders churning in the waves, testimony to the sea’s incredible strength, and turtles riding the surge.

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Enormous palms and banyans provided shade while showy bougainvillea and trumpet vines climbed their trunks.

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It was lush and warm, and the sea breeze was just right.

Something ugly was brewing in that perfumed air, though.  Later on, I knew it: instead of butterflies, I felt an angry growl in my stomach.  What should have been a relaxing time of fun and laughter became exhausting.  My enthusiasm, like my energy, was draining away fast.  Maybe I should have known when the flight was cancelled, but the staff was helpful and eventually got us where we needed to be.  I still held out hope for us.

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Maui, the final destination, was supposed to be the best of all.

Only it wasn’t.  And after an hour and a half drive, inching our way over 20 miles to the resort, making arrangements to stay closer to the elevator in deference to my still-swollen ankle, and finally checking in, all we could do was collapse on the bed and sleep.

Hawai’i, your charm was fading fast.

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It rained from the sky straight into my heart, and even my best attempts at salvaging the days we had left were mostly fruitless.  We finally saw one of your fabled sunsets, but only briefly from under the heavy rain cloud, and only from our room, while we bitterly laughed at the irony.

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After two more nights of Gatorade, bananas and crackers, I no longer wanted to be with you.  I was no longer under your spell; I was tired, hurt, and deeply disappointed in you.  You weren’t what I had hoped for, and you weren’t what I was led to believe.

You were beautiful from a distance, but when I was with you, you smothered me, and I realized I couldn’t live that life.  It was time to go.

To be honest, these may have been the worst days of my life, made more so because they were supposed to be some of the best.  You mocked my plans.  You flouted my desire to do it all, and you made me unable to do anything.  Even the sun turned its back at the end.  So I don’t feel bad for ending it at all.  I’m not a quitter, but I know when I’m wasting my time.

So, goodbye, Hawai’i.  I’m breaking up with you.

Aloha.  I never want to see you again.  When I speak of you, it will be in past tense, because we don’t have a future together.  Your name will become synonymous with the worst of times, not the best of times.  When I hear it, it will bring to mind a broken ankle

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(it wasn’t a sprain, after all), food poisoning, and a sea urchin sting.  It will remind me of rain, dorky tour guides, and rude people.

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I may wistfully recall our time at Duke’s and Morimoto’s, but I am more likely to wince at the thought of that ahi poke.

And I couldn’t even find a decent cup of coffee.

Ugly and Unkind.

 

Brutal honesty here.

So tonight I realized that I have an ugly and unkind heart. Well, being charitable, maybe it’s more of an ugly and unkind streak in an otherwise earnest and hopeful heart. At least, I’d like to think so.

How did I learn this awful truth?

I saw a social media post from an individual who was reaching out humbly for some support, not knowing where else to turn.  The person was one whom I knew in passing and observation.  Not personally…because for one reason or another –  I can’t really recall – I never cared for that person, so I began to regard them with disdain.

It started with dismissal and light mockery in my head and a nickname I bestowed (I thought it was witty) when talking to my friend.  I think I just found the person an odd bird at first, and then pretty soon, our limited interaction served only to confirm my self-fulfilling thoughts.  At that point, anything that was said or done just added weight to my opinion.  Without any understanding, armed only with my assumptions, I was pretty smug.  And so it was easy to write this individual off or use them as a punchline.  I got a lot of mileage out of it.

So then tonight happened.

And it was then I realized that this was a real person with a story, and I was a petty, self-righteous hypocrite. I wouldn’t be able to live up to my own standards, and yet I felt comfortable judging someone for — what, exactly?  Being different.  But aren’t we all?  I let my initial impression morph into something ugly and unkind, and I went along for the ride.  In my imagination, I’d already written some backstory that fit in with what I thought I already knew, which was mostly my creation.  I never realized how far I let it go until now.

I’m sure it took a lot to ask for help.  Most of us have too much pride for that, don’t we?  And it’s easy to judge a person who offers up too much information, laying themselves bare and open like that.  Too needy.  Attention whore. But I still believe that it took courage for them to ask, knowing they could easily be humiliated.

It put a lump in my throat, quite actually.

I’ve been judged and I’ve been misjudged. I’ve been mocked and dismissed and treated ‘less than.’ And I didn’t like it, and I didn’t deserve it, and yet here I am puking it out of my own mouth. Shame on me.

Wretched.

My mother’s words are in my head:  You are not perfect, either.

She’s right, of course.

And I’m sorry.  I pledge to start fresh and extend a hand to this person in some way. The post has received a lot of positive response from others, and I am glad to see that.  I am ashamed that mine is not among them.  I have to work on my own heart and mind before I can reach out to that person, but I will, you can be certain of that. Because I just saw myself in a mirror and I don’t like what I saw.

In closing, I leave you with this:

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Dalai Lama

 

 

 

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Voices in My Head.

 

Dad says, Don’t get overconfident.

Mom says, You’re too smart for your own good.

Grade school me says, Why are they so mean to me?

Middle school me says, I’ll never be one of them.  I hate myself.

High school me says, I wish I was beautiful and popular instead of dorky.

College me says, You’re a dropout.  You can’t finish anything you start.

Mom me says, I wish I had been a better mom.  I have so many regrets.

Conscience says, Follow the rules.

The child says, It’s too hard.  I don’t want to do it anymore.

Work me says, I hope I don’t screw up.

Fat Girl says, You’ll never be good enough.  You’ll always be fat.

Orphan says, I wonder if they’re proud of me.

Insomniac me says, I feel like a fake.  What if they find out what I really am?

Wife me says, I’m not who I used to be.

The mirror says, I look and sound like my mother.  I’m getting old.

 

Optimist me says,

“Keep your head up. You can do it. It gets easier. Don’t listen to them.”

 

 

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Idle Thoughts, Part 1

 

I’ve said before that bedtime seems to be the cue for my brain to fire on all cylinders and run wild while I’m trying to settle down and sleep. Some nights I’m more successful than others.

I don’t know about you, but my brain function and resulting thoughts are very, very different depending on which side I lie: when I lie on my left side, my thoughts are more deliberate and concrete, as if I have to ‘tell’ my brain what to think about. However, when I turn over, which I do often, it feels as if my creativity has been unleashed and torrents of unconnected and random thoughts, images, and colors flood my head. Most of the time, I don’t even have the words to describe it.

I get all kinds of inspiration and ideas while I’m waiting for sleep, but (for the most part) only when I’m on my right side. And if I am ruminating on something – say, a potential blog topic – and I turn over, it’s gone. I struggle to recall what I thought about only seconds before.  This is so frustrating!  While on my right side, I will have some brilliant, elaborate gem of an idea, and rather than rouse enough to write it down, I convince myself I’ve cemented it in my consciousness – only to turn over and lose it completely.  The worst part is, my paper and pen are only reachable if I’m on my left side.

Does this happen to you? I have taken many of those pop culture ‘left/right brain dominance’ evaluations, and I usually end up right in the middle. (Fun fact: you can find plenty of articles debunking that theory, like this one:  http://www.livescience.com/39373-left-brain-right-brain-myth.html and this one: http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2013/12/02/248089436/the-truth-about-the-left-brain-right-brain-relationship.) I also rank pretty evenly between visual, kinesthetic, and auditory learning. (Learning style and preference theories are also contested; there is a great body of research surrounding and informing the different approaches.) So maybe ‘right brain/left brain’ isn’t a thing.

But why does my brain work differently when I change position? Makes no sense to me.

Anyway, it struck me as strange.

 

 

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Sanker.

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I try very hard to be thankful in my life, even for the bad things. (That’s tough, but I believe you need to be grateful at both ends of the spectrum and all in between.) And I try to recognize and express my appreciation and gratitude regularly and honestly.

Tonight I was thinking about that, and I wanted to share it with you.

I like to be appreciated. I think we all do. I think it’s important to acknowledge and appreciate others. So I try to return favors and give thanks for all the thoughtful little things in my day. Mr. Stuck is the author of a great many of them, so this one’s for him:

thank you for carrying the laundry basket
thank you for opening jars (and bottles and boxes and envelopes and cans and buckets) when my hands hurt
thank you for turning off my Kindle and tucking me in at night when I fall asleep reading
thank you for the flowers you bring home for no reason at all
thank you for remembering the tasks I forget
thank you for doing the vacuuming and sweeping and mopping 
thank you for waking up in the middle of the night to help me with my excruciating leg cramps
thank you for eating whatever I cook without complaint and for trying new things
thank you for telling me you love me every single day
thank you for being able to joke me out of a bad mood
thank you for being my interpreter when I’m not hearing well
thank you for being my cheerleader

thank you for taking the steps to be healthier and happier
thank you for helping me be happier and healthier, too

The more I express gratitude, the happier I am, and the happier I am, the more I express gratitude. My marriage is all the better for it.

Both of us make a habit of saying thank you, not just assuming the other person knows.  This is crucial.

I thank him for things he does and things he does not do. I thank him for decisions he’s made and goals he sets. I thank him for caring about me, caring about himself, and caring about us. I thank him for being a good father. I thank him for thinking of me and bringing home asparagus. I thank him for putting ice melt on the steps. I thank him for making my day – and life – easier.

Yknow, we all have plenty we can complain about.  Despite the impression some people give, it’s not a competition.

I choose instead to say thank you, and that has made a difference.

 

 

Music is My Mother.

Found this bit from 2007 while cleaning in my bedroom.  Made me smile…thinking nostalgically tonight.  B

Music is My Mother

Music is my mother
and all my memories of her.
She sings a hymn,
Whistles while she cooks.

I watch
I see her dancing feet
Eyes far away
Hips sway
Back in the day

My mother is music to me.

RLP

 

Blue Christmas.

 

So it’s crunch time. People are feeling rushed and stressed and irritable, and even people who really love this time of year are on edge. Christmas isn’t merry for everyone, for a lot of reasons. Some folks don’t share the faith. Some don’t care. For some, pain and suffering is in the forecast.

Lots of reasons.

But this has occupied my head rent-free for a while: how tough it can be to wade through other people’s expectations this time of year.

If you don’t feel it, you can’t force it. And nobody likes faking it, but sometimes it’s just easier that way. I get it. I do. When it hurts, you want it to stop.

So I acknowledge that this is the bottom part of the cycle of life. It isn’t any fun, so I’m sorry if you’re going through it this year. I’m here to say that it’s normal and expected, but don’t stay there too long, for your own sake.

When you are hurting, for one reason or another, it’s easy to lose hope and see life painted with a dull palette.  I think we forget that it is not life that changes; it is our perception of it.

 

I hope you find yourselves in a good place this season. And I hope it gets better as time goes on. We begin a new year soon.

Thanks for being here.

 

 

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My Alphabet of Songs – U

You thought I forgot, huh?  I haven’t finished my Alphabet!  But here I am again — with some “U” songs.   You can see my earlier Alphabet posts here.  Without further ado, here’s my list! Enjoy!

  1. Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson with Bruno Mars – what a fun song.  I can put this on repeat and just groove. Mark Ronson is a DJ and music producer; he’s the dude with purple socks. The Hooligans are Bruno’s backup band.
  2. Undun by The Guess Who – My favorite one from the Guess Who. I think Burton Cummings is a very talented musician.  I can put this one on repeat, too.
  3. Up on the Roof  by the Drifters – we had this 45.  I love the Drifters!
  4. Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey by Paul McCartney and Wings – this is a fun one. Butter Pie? The butter wouldn’t melt, so I put it in the pie!
  5. Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters – this is a great feel-good song. Who doesn’t know the chorus?
  6. Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones is Mick at his misogynistic best. One of my favorite Stones tunes.
  7. Uptown Girl by Billy Joel – Billy Joel is one of my weaknesses, or maybe it’s grease monkeys… Christie Brinkley sure is gorgeous, isn’t she?  They really were an odd couple.
  8. Under My Skin by Frank Sinatra – I know that technically this song is titled “I’ve Got You Under My Skin,” but I really wanted to put it in the list. Sing it, Frankie!
  9. Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid – just a fun, cheerful little song that makes you think you’re in the Bahamas sipping on something tropical with a little umbrella sticking out of it…
  10. Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie – a good matchup. Two of my favorite singers. Sampled by Vanilla Ice for Ice Ice Baby.
  11. Up Up and Away by The 5th Dimension – I remember this from my childhood. Back in the time when so much of the music on the radio was happy, maybe to keep our mind off of the war in Viet Nam…
  12. Unpretty by TLC – One of the things I liked most about TLC was the empowerment message in so many of their songs.
  13. Unforgettable by Nat King Cole – what a voice. Just like silk. I really like the duet version that his daughter Natalie did with him.

There you go.  I’m almost to the end of the alphabet. Hope you enjoyed listening!

 

 

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